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Only the fittest will make us great again and more letters to the editors

Only the fittest will make us great again

As proposed head of the Department of Heath and Human Services (aka Trump’s “health czar”), RFK Jr. will make America healthy again. Like Dr. Strangelove’s General Jack Ripper, he’ll have us drinking distilled water or rain water because he knows “… we need fresh pure water to replace our precious bodily fluids … Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.”

More tooth decay and cavities will make Americans tougher — like we were back when America was great. And lessening the emphasis on vaccines will mean only the fittest of us will survive to make America great again.

Grady Burgner