I’ll tell you a little secret: Part of the news business is fake.
But it’s not the part you might think – the fact part. It’s the word part.
We reporters are expected to be experts on lots of stuff – which we are not. So we fake it. Not by making up facts or spreading lies. No, we fake it by using college-level words instead of everyday words.
We think uncommon words make us sound smarter, which is mildly dishonest.
I know this for a fact, because I am guilty of using stilted words, too. (See. Right there. Stilted is not a real-people word. Nobody in America ever said, “Hey Fred, will people think I’m stilted if I buy a John Deere front-end loader?”)
