By Roger Moore
The Orlando Sentinel
As a package pandering to members of the Rob Pattinson fan club, “Remember Me” showcases the “Twilight” hottie in all his zoned-out, sideburned, hair-tossled and chin-flexing glory.
Pattinson is placed in a romantic setting, gets to smoke and play tough, gallant and troubled. And if there are no fangs, Team Edward can still imagine them there.
But Pattinson’s fussy, affected acting, his grab bag of screen mannerisms and a script that has him lurching between moony romantic and wild-eyed psychotic do nothing to suggest dude has a prayer of a fangless career.