Miracle cure
Leland Parrott reports he was chatting with a cousin recently when the cousin said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”
“What do you mean?” Parrot asked.
“Well,” he replied, “I can barely remember the last time I was able to get excited in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!”
“Healthier? How is that?”
He explained, “Years ago, when we were both younger, almost every night before we went to bed, she’d get these terrible headaches, and now that we’re older, she hasn’t had a headache in years.”