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Opinion: The new American Dream — to be a stay-at-home federal agent

Photo/Jose Luis Magana/The Associated Press / The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Headquarters is seen in Washington on Saturday, Dec. 7, 2024.
Photo/Jose Luis Magana/The Associated Press / The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Headquarters is seen in Washington on Saturday, Dec. 7, 2024. Photo/Jose Luis Magana/The Associated Press / The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Headquarters is seen in Washington on Saturday, Dec. 7, 2024.

Joe Biden pardoned his son (who he says did nothing wrong) for sins going back over 10 years. Hunter has apparently not been doing anything wrong for a long time.

Then Joe Biden jetted off to Africa, presumably to see about the money he sent to that Nigerian prince after hearing he was wronged in an email.

When Joe returned, he checked to see if Hunter needed any more pardons for crimes he committed while “the big guy” was gone. Hearing of none, he got back to business as usual: shoveling taxpayer money out the door to NGOs that will give it back to the Democratic Party in nefarious ways.

The Democrats are also sending more money to Ukraine and/or any war that pleases the defense industry. Leaving no doubt, the fully funded Raytheon/Lockheed Joe Biden Presidential Library and Memory Care Center will be opening in Delaware in 2025.

The Clinton Presidential Library appropriately features a stripper pole and a two-drink minimum. The Biden Presidential Library will make sense, too: None of the elevators will go to the top floor.