I called to order a Tesla, and they asked me how I would like that cooked. Never mind.
Still laughing about the Hamilton County GOP takeover by Calvary MAGA Chapel. Sorry, old-time Republicans. You created this monster; now you’ve gotta feed it.
Sen. Bo Watson reminds me of Dorian Grey: rotting from the inside out.
Tear down Engel Stadium and relocate the state mental hospital to this site. Much better use of property and close to a trauma center for these patients.
What is the difference between an Easter egg and Rep. Fleischmann? The egg is hidden and then found. Our representative remains hidden.