Just bought a dozen jumbo eggs at Walmart for $3.74. Where are those $10 eggs the libs were screaming about?
Aw, poor Greg Vital. He is sad about Trump cutbacks that affect his district. Sorry, Greg. You created the monster, now you’ve gotta feed it.
Er, Erlanger. You need to ‘fess up to exactly what you paid for those stadium naming rights. Probably should have kept the money with Medicaid cuts coming.
Republicans gave up the moniker of being the law-and-order party. The GOP is now known as the “burn-it-to-the-ground party.”
The prancing chain saw was empowered to ruin people’s careers randomly. Who’ll replace that druggie?