How much would you pay to watch a stranger stick his hand in a metal animal trap? How about hammer a nail into something with his forehead? Let someone walk on his back while lying on shards of broken glass?
If you were among those who attended The Honest Pint's inaugural Halloween bash Monday, you know the answer is "$10."
What's better, the show also featured music by Opposite Box and Doctor Shock's Shock Theater Orchestra. That's a lot of entertainment for a 10-spot.
While none of the activities mentioned above may sound appealing to most people, the members of Subterranean Cirqus are definitely not most people.
The Cirqus is an amalgamation of fringe performers of all kinds, from burlesque dancers and escape artists to fire dancers and exhibitionists with an incredible ability to endure pain.
The rotating cast of performers is fronted by ringmasters John-Michael Bond and Joel Ruiz. Other stalwarts include nerveless wonders Lazarus Z Hellgate and Pinkie the Princess of Pain, comedian Andy Pyburn and Irish Strongman Leroy Lewis.
I attended my first Cirqus at JJ's Bohemia in March. Watching people subject themselves to incredibly painful experiences was hardly a normal Saturday night for me, but it was surprising how refreshing I found the experience. It beats hearing another cover band, for sure.
I was no less entertained the second time around as I watched people bending steel bars with their throats and rolling up frying pans like they were metal tortillas.
Even as I was grimacing at the performers' potential lack of mental balance, I couldn't help but grin that something so ... out there ... even exists in Chattanooga.
Forget Andrew Hamilton. Seeing something so unusual is definitely worth an Andrew Jackson, at least.
In less happy news, Jackie Greene canceled his show Thursday at Rhythm & Brews due to the death of his father. Venue manager Mike Dougher said he hopes to schedule a new date for the singer/songwriter, who last played here as a member of Joan Osborne and Trigger Hippy.
There are no shows scheduled this week at Track 29, but you can snag tickets to the recently announced Christmas For Kids benefit concert featuring "American Idol" finalist Lauren Alaina on Dec. 7 for $20. Get them online at www.track29.co/events.
In the meantime, pick up Alaina's debut album, "Wildflower," which has received an overall positive rating of 72 via online review aggregator MetaCritic since its Oct. 11 release.
Tickets to Patten Performance Series events, which are held at Roland Hayes Concert Hall, are $22 for adults, $19 for seniors and $16 for students.