Fifty-two percent think Petraeus should resign. But they re-elect DesJarlais?
On election night I watched "How It's Made" on the Science Channel rather than "How It's broken" on network TV.
DON’T YOU KNOW those water company guys are slapping their foreheads thinking, “We should’ve asked for a 50 percent hike, then we would’ve gotten 25.”
MAN, I WISH Joe Biden were president!
MY WIFE COOKS from time to time, cleans up, has a job, is good in bed, and thinks Paul Smith is very funny!
ROMNEY IS CLUELESS. We pay income taxes, have never gotten welfare and we're voting for Obama.
The party representing women selects Bill Clinton as its keynote speaker. It was a tossup between Bill and John Edwards.
WHERE IS Pat Robertson? I can't wait to hear why he says God is punishing the Republicans with a storm in Tampa.