The Rant

Group "ruling out" McDonald Farm for homeless facility is like me ruling out becoming a stealth fighter pilot. Never had a chance to begin with.

Seriously, "multi-modal protected lanes" on Frazier Avenue? Keep automobiles from running over pedestrians, and confer the opportunity on in-line skaters, scooters, motorized bongo boards, etc.

Instead of working to limit gun violence, state legislature is about to pass a bill arming teachers. Teachers don't want to walk around with guns.

Kudos. Walker County is allowing free disposal of tires at landfill this month. Vehicle tires up to 20 inches, without regard to tire's political affiliation.

Allowing teachers to pack heat? What could possibly go wrong?

So Rep. Fleischmann wants to rename Dulles International Airport in honor of insurrectionist Donald Trump? Am I disappointed ... yes. Am I surprised ... no.

TFP reporter with a "without fear or favor" tattoo on her back. What does that tell you?

Downtown Alliance upcoming board meeting April 10. Downtown businesses being taxed-assessed for "services." TFP, please cover; report on this meeting. Right to know!

Heads up, men! That scruffy beard you wear is not a good look! It only makes you look like you are too lazy to shave or are homeless!

Trained monkeys can bring food to my table, or pass it through a window. I tip generously, over 20%, but only for excellent service.

Cease fire? There was already a cease fire before Oct. 7. Hamas broke it by massacring 1,200 Jews and taking hostages.

It is impossible to officially recognize Israel. Contrary to all international law, it will not declare its border. Rather, it is in a state of aggressive expansion.

Everything's immediately disposable: clothes, furniture, mattresses, jobs, friends, family, reputation, Speaker of the House, votes, laws, mores, bail, criminal records, accountability, right, wrong, common sense.

The media and politicians must stop calling global warming "climate change!" People confuse destruction to the planet, wildlife and people with short-term weather changes, discounting the significance!

Trump's schedule: 7 a.m. — Egg McMuffin; 8 a.m. — hair/makeup; 9 a.m. — gold shoes infomercial; 10 a.m. — Bible commercial: 11 a.m. — dye hair black, My Pillow commercial; noon — Big Mac, nap.

Democrats cannot and will not solve our problems because they are the ones who created them.

I'm looking forward to the Republican presidential fundraiser where all the former Republican presidents get together in support of Donald.

Trump calls his hush money case election interference. Ironically, that's true. The hush money he paid was election interference.

Inflation. Illegal immigration. Unemployment. Rising crime. Chaos. Feeling surrounded by insanity. Thank your Democrat neighbors.

Are young voters going to "Biden boycott" Trump right into being president again?

If Trump has total immunity, doesn't that mean all presidents have it, which would include our current president?

Anyone who believes Trump is correct in calling thugs who smashed into Capitol and threatened bodily harm to elected leaders "hostages" needs to move to Haiti.

Forget all the words, on both sides. Forget all the emotion. Vote record. Vote facts and results. Makes it a lot easier.

If Donald Trump wins, the next election in 2028 will have only one candidate, Donald Trump. Look at Russia's election.

Don't let Joe talk you into buying an EV. Not worth it.

I wish all TV stations would tell the on-air talent how to pronounce "LaFayette" and "McCallie."

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