Ketchup. Trump threw ketchup and the big election lie against the wall. Only the ketchup stuck. Never underestimate the power of a condiment.

I wish my neighbors who fire their guns in the air realized those bullets have to come down. Like the one that came through my roof.

Never in history has there ever been a bigger collection of incompetent nincompoops than the entire Biden administration— top to bottom.

Hey GOP lawmakers and MAGAs, how about MASA — Make America Safe Again? Are you listening, Trump, Cruz, Abbott? No more AR-15s.

Uvalde "21," RIP.

How soon before Biden sings "Blame it on the Bossa Nova"?

If your body is solely sacred to you, why not sensibly use protection for that body from the outset? Thus, the personal choice you demand.

The Supreme Court does not make decisions based on your wishes, the majority or popularity. C'mon man, get educated on SCOTUS and your government.

I would feel a whole lot better about an upcoming Roe decision if women — and only women — were making the decision.

Macron beat Le Pen in the French election by 5.5 million votes. According to Trump's figuring, Le Pen won by a landslide.

Chris Rock proved that class is not dead. Will Smith proved he is a "Class A" jerk, and the Academy agreed.

Put the aggressive D.C. fox together with Biden's dog, Major, and you wouldn't have to call in the National Guard to protect D.C.

Why should citizens have to pay for a new baseball stadium and then have to pay to get in?

Will Smith first laughed at the joke before he slapped Chris Rock, so did he slap Chris Rock for himself or for his wife?

There is one thing that Russia's invasion of Ukraine has shown the world, and that is border security.

Through shared Christian beliefs, the Ukrainians have shown the world what courage is. Their love of country and strong families is on full display.

I wish to thank Kamala Harris for her clear history lesson explaining that Russia is large, Ukraine small, Russia invaded Ukraine and that was wrong.

To all of you gas price whiners: Park your giant, 4-wheel-drive pickups, suck it up, put on your big boy pants and help the free world defeat Russia.

In today's times, can there be a person lower than a porch pirate who steals food delivered to the home of old or infirm people?

Have you ever seen someone stopped and ticketed for texting and driving? Me neither.

Please don't return to Clintons, Trumps, Kamalas, Pelosis or Obamas for any candidacy. We are done with them. There are better, younger leaders.

Thank you, President Biden, for the four free COVID tests that my family received today in the mail.

Super patriot "Captain Bone Spur" watched the attack on the Capitol for two-and-a-half hours before doing anything. "Go home. We love you; you're special."